Whoever told that you that you're hot....

must have been blind.

Stupid ugly whores who walk around school half-naked. I mean, if they were hot then fair go. BUT NOO. They're super ugly. (And some of them insist on wearing those really tight trousers despite NOT having the figure for them. The result? You can see their knicker line through it. Sure the boys love it, (those with a taste for slutburgers) but it just makes me siiick.)

And whilst I am at it...... WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP POKING ME? For fecks sake. I no likely ze poking. >.>

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Damn right it has.

I'm gonna be honest

I just don't get it. Specifically, I just don't get people. So much of what you (humans) say and do just doesn't make any sense to me. It's like I'm an alien dropped into another planet, I understand what you're saying I just don't get why you're saying it.

People do bad things. People do good things. But we really dwell on the bad. I mean, I could win a nobel prize thing, but if I cheated on someone my name would be DIIIRTTT. But hey, I cured cancer dudes. (I think I make sense)

I was watching House. And there was this sick person (surprise, surprise), and she came in with her sick mother. She wouldn't listen to the doctors because she was worried about her Mum. And yeah I totally understand the whole being worried thing. But even after they'd told her all they knew she was still throwing tantrums. Dude. Seriously. She wasn't even that young. She was like my age. Illogical much? Surely getting better is a good thing? Something her mother would want? (No need to answer, I know I'm right. =P)

And then there's the actions I am a part of first hand. Like begrudging someone a bowl of fecking thingy wheats when you have a whole box, and I was hungry. Oh no! Don't eat those thingy wheats, we might run out. It's okay. I had like a small bowl AND THERE WAS A PRACTICALLY FULL BOX. I mean, rude much?

Oh hypocrisy, though runneth rampent. Why do some people expect others to make all the effort? Why do some people forget that people aren't one dimensional. You can't just take them out the box each time you want to play. (Unless they're kinky sex dolls. Which I KNOW I'm not.)

I know why. Because humans suck. So my dear humans, sucks to be you.

This is why Doctor Who is not a superhero...

Because Morgan sucks.

And all his super powers are normal for his species. (Super powers are defined by wikipedia as being abilities that are abnormal to the species) (This means Superman has no super powers) (Like Batman).

*Ahem*

Elect Tick Hoofenbrush!
El Hectic Hoof rush
E let hit roof bush

Electric toothbrush.

Doughnuts

Doughnuts (the good ones, no jam thanks). Polos. Easter eggs. Rubber rings. Hula hoops. Tires. Bagels. Records. Cd's. Spaghetti-O's. Cheerio's. Onion rings. Key holes. Straws. Cups. Black holes. Caves. Callum's head.

All doing quite well with nothing in the middle/hollowness.* Everyone (weirdos excluded in this statement) loves doughnuts or cheerios.)

*(Except Callum's head I guess. Sheesh the stuff he comes out with. And his "mastery" of sarcasm...It makes me sick.)